How Did They Ever Get Jobs in Their Days?

My father - God rest his soul - once asked me with complete seriousness what would happen if you drag My Computer to Trash. He was constantly worried that putting one foot astray from the "rules" of using a computer would result in catastrophe. They bred 'em tough but stupid in the old days. Oh, Dad, I have something to explain to you now!

BTW I acknowledge that the type of monitor dates this GIF. If you wish to sue, I will provide details of legal counsel shortly.