BING A BUCKET
I'd like to share some jokes with y'all...
All the modern world is in peril - unless we make a habit of brushing three times daily.
Who and what you are can be highly unstable if conditions are exactly right.
Fly Pilot -- Born to the role. Jetstar is hiring, BTW.
Don't Laugh at Me -- This is the age of compassion.
Demonor -- Only fools dare match him.
"AI will kill all humans" Heard that before? All the experts are telling us its the end of the world now. And what have they done so far to prevent it coming to this?
100 Percent Fact Free -- Fat free foods and fact free politics
ABC Finds Woman -- This joke's on ABC News and their obsessive coverage policy. If you find this offensive and you don't work for ABC then grow a brain. :-)
Being Blind -- So, it's not all that bad after all. If you find this offensive too, then you need one of those sense-of-humour thingies.
I Want You -- Heads up Trump supporters and other morons.
Hi Moral Standards -- I saw him walking by the other day and said Hi.
Madness to my Method -- By reversing the oft-cited quote, we see interesting results.
Get a Round Tuit -- Sound advice for every day from a past era.
Police custard -- Get the recipe. It's fine.
At the north pole you're guaranteed good neighbours - sometimes.
No offence meant if you wear Tommy Hilfiger
For the less intellectually inclined among us.
Prick -- Echidnas can be prickly characters
Tittybong, Cockum and Wangie go together so wonderfully.
Stop looking at Me!
You may negligently be contributing to the development of a mental illness.
What is the difference between a stone and a rock, anyway?
One Nation -- They don't really mean to be nasty. It was just an unguarded moment.
Old meme - I did this for Christmas way back and it was ignored in droves.
Friendly vegans -- I'm sure they exist. But some have REASONS for being different. Right?
Confucius Busy -- You've heard the legend, now here's the real man.
Happy Boss -- Some of them just can't get enough of themselves.
Cocoroc -- Residents of Melbourne and Geelong are free to laugh.
Man does not invent. He only imitates.